birthers favorite What is your position? Some of the most funny?

Question caused by Ted: ^{What are your favorite stances by birthers? Which ones make you laugh the most?}

Favorites:

1. “Obama was born in Kenya.” Yet no tickets, flight records, passport applications, visas, innoculation records, entry/exit records, etc. regarding Stanley Ann Dunham were ever found.

2. “No one bothered to look up Obama’s birthplace until we came along!” Right, the CIA, FBI, NSA, Hillary Clinton staff, John McCain staff, etc. were too lazy to bother to vet candidate Obama.

3. “Those Hawaiian birth notices were planted there by his grandparents!” No, the two Hawaiian newspapers automatically register births recorded from the hospital itself.

4. “It was a different Barack Hussein Obama who was in those birth announcements” OK, I’ve never actually heard someone say this, but it’s too funny to pass up. Perhaps there is someone out there who believes this!

5. “Obama renounced his citizenship as a child in Indonesia” Um, a child can’t renounce his citizenship.

6. “Obama used a foreign passport to enter Pakistan in 1981 as American passport holders were not allowed to visit that nation” One simple search with the U.S. State Dept. can clear this up, yet people are too lazy to bother with such a simple task.

7. “Obama received aid as a foreign student at Occidental.” No, he didn’t. Check the records.

8. “Even if Obama had been born in Hawaii, he’s not a natural-born citizen as you need to have two parents who were U.S. citizens at the time of your birth!” So, why weren’t you guys out in force when Mike Dukakis got the nomination in 1988 or George McGovern in 1972. Those two men were born in the USA to foreign citizens. Where in the Constitution does it say that both parents must be citizens at the time of birth? You’re either a naturalized citizen or a natural-born citizen. If you never had to go through the naturalization process, you are natural-born. Also, for the more educated birthers, Emmerich de Vatel did not write our Constitution.

Sincerely,

a guy who didn’t even vote for Obama, but sees the need to combat such insanity and idiocy!

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Answer by Bummyslim

It appears that you have some misgivings about it otherwise you would not have had the need to explain in such a lengthy manner. I do not give it much thought and I sure will not when he is defeated in November. See you liberals at the polls.

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